Why I use a Mac

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Originally uploaded by huberjoshua.

Sure, I also own a Swiss Army knife, but its blades do not randomly eject at high speed or spontaneously induce anything with the word "death" in its name, as it is well-constructed; the is true of my Mac: it does its task, and it does it well. (I may not be able to run an alternate version of the OS and turn my computer into a PVR and home theater system, but then again, I don't want to.)